Oh I wish I were a full participator,
That is what I truly want to be-e-e
cuz if a I was a REAL readathonner,
Then everyone would come and cheer for me.
but I own a boat and we’re out being social,
And I’m catching flack for wanting to read inste-eh-Ed
I’m reading a page every so often
And logging into Twitter when I can.
I just now got yelled at…
I’m hiding from the crowd.
I am so thankful for 3G
But it’s time to run off to dinner and end this rhyme.
Oh I wish I were a REAL read a thonner
That. Is what I ‘d truly like to be e e
I’m reading Woman in White when I can
And envious of all you rea – eed – ding!!!!!!